MEET THE CAST
MEET THE CAST
DAN O'DAY SPINACH
Dan O'Day hails from PA. When he was 18, he was asked to leave the state because of his constant habit for being too silly. After traveling all around the country with his sisters Jane and Mary, Dan was classified as "the silliest man in America for his weight class" in the late 2001, and he hasn't looked back since. (He has fallen down quite a bit though)After many years with this title, Dan has now been diagnosed with SillyRealOhMoney. This is a rare affliction that can cause constant silliness, and the channeling for good that can become of it. Dan is annoyed by stupidity, especially his own.
Dan enjoys coffee, tea, bananas and anti bacteria gel. His passions are baseball, people, and pointing out the many wrong things that seems to be guiding so many.
STEVE NEUMANN BELL PEPPER
Steve Neumann comes from a far away land called Michigan. Deciding to do something with his life he went to college at Michigan State where after binge drinking and frat parties he graduated with a B.A. in Theatre. He since moved to L.A. where he is a slave to the theatre and primarily acts for free (thus the
slavery). He spends many days brainwashing little kids to be slaves to theatre as well in different after school programs and camps. He is proud to be an original omlette member and loves breakfast. He also loves a good dead baby joke.
Mary Votava
Onion
Mary Votava was raised in the green forests of Washington State, by a tribe of kindly sasquatches who helped her develop unsurpassed tree-climbing skills and taught her the medicinal/culinary value of burning nettles. She came to L.A. via Ohio and San Diego (after a traveling evangelist promised her a "side of free transportation" with her salvation) in order to pursue her life passion: submitting herself to online casting notices. This is how she came to meet up with The Omelettes! After making them all cry (not necessarily from laughter) they decided to keep her and call her "onion."
RICHIE SCHALL CHEESE
Growing up in Hewlett, NY Richie always knew that there must be a way to combine the two loves of his life, comedy and food. After several attempts of throwing himself into a Restaurant’s kitchen and making jokes he realized that he must find the answer on the other side of the country. While traveling in first class (of course..I mean HELLOOO!) Richie met a doctor traveling with his secretary, Susan. The doctor informed Richie that he must go to strait to Hollywood and audition for any comedy troupe that has an edible name.
Richie did just that. He met up with two wacky people Dan and Traci. They took him under their wings and taught him the art of comedy with the omelets twist. And now Richie has found his dream. The Omelettes. A group he can make comedy with and a place he can proudly call himself a food (Provolone)!
TRACI GREEN ASPARAGUS
Traci Green sprouted from a seedling in a New Jersey field, where she shaped into the ingredient she is today. The little asparagirl has been performing since the age of three, with her first big appearance starring on Sesame Street in the famous Big Bird the farmer sketch.
The lean, green girl made her way to the big city of NY in hopes of pursuing a musical theatre career. She was accepted into the American Musical and Dramatic Academy on a tap dance scholarship. On to Chicago, where Traci grew from performing at Second City. But, it took it's toll on Traci, as she was always being blamed for making fellow performer's pee smell bad.
A move to LA brought Traci to a chance meeting with Dan "Spinach" O'Day, at a Hollywood salad bar... and everything changed. The Spinach and the Aspagus were like long lost siblings, as he was able to help the folic acid and vitamin A come out. Aspargirl finally felt accepted for her roots and became an intricate part of the Omelettes.
Natalia Reagan
Natalia was born in beautiful Van Nuys, California and has somehow avoided a career in porn. She has studied theatre her whole life and her first paid role was playing Chicken Nugget in a McDonald's commercial. Her other passions are Antropology (particularly primatology) and drawing sick and twisted greeting cards with animal characters that drink, smoke and sleep around so she doesn't have to. Recently, she was out of commission for a few months when her own truck hit her going 70mph with no driving (no joke, ask her later for the gory details). Now that she's out of the hospital (she misses those crazy nights of naked "Twister" in the ICU...) she would love to be studying Orangutans in their natural habitat. However she has settled for the next best thing and is enjoying her heart out playing with the wacky and irreverent improv group "The Omelettes"...